Katie Price and Alex Reid

So Alex Reid has won Celebrity Big Brother, that seems to have made him worthy of marriage to the nations glamour model – Katie Price, Jordan, Mrs Andre Reid – we are officially confused.

Following the four day period Alex was back out of the Celebrity Big Brother house, Katie and he decided to get married, organised the day and flew to Las Vegas. Unfortunately, during the rush, no-one thought to let Peter Andre – Katie’s ex hubby – know exactly what was planned, leading to his breaking down in a dramatic interview this week.

Following Katie’s promise to be more responsible for her kids sake after her leaving ‘I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here’, and her serious attempt to do so since then, the last thing we expected was to find out that, not only had she and Alex eloped, but that they spent their first night together as a couple in a strip club called Sapphire.

It is reported that they had a fiery row about a lap dancer called Lexi, after Alex was judged to be far too interested for Katie’s liking.

“Kate and Alex are a lively duo,” said an onlooker “They’d only been married about seven hours when they had their first row, and it wasn’t pretty. Alex was drooling over a lapdancer and Kate gave him a stern telling-off. After some quick-fire banter, she declared: “Maybe we’ve married too soon” before turning on her heels. Alex apologised profusely and within minutes the pair were once again lovers not fighters.”